I was iSerenaded on my flight to Dallas tonight with awful 80's pop music by the iPassenger sitting next to me. Amazingly, this iTard wasn't a hip, retro iTeen, or an iSenior citizen, too deaf to know any better. No, my seat-mate was a middle-aged iBusinessman who is clearly planning on iDeafness.
He must really hate his job, or his family or something, 'cause it was iBlasting way over the drone of the jet.
iSeriously.
2 comments:
Very nice. If I ever let you near my wife, you'll have to ask her about the guy next to her on the flight back from Kauai... can you say iDeodorant?
The only solution is to iretaliate with noise-canceling earphones. You don't even have to buy the pretentious Bose ones. I have some earbuds that great in blocking out most sounds on a plane ... except for the occasional hysterical child and the iNoob traveler who insists on slamming the overhead bin.
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