1.19.2008

On Cough Syrup


It blows my mind to think that in this time of revolutionary computer technology and groundbreaking medical advancements, cough syrup still tastes like fermented whale placenta. What would it cost Robitussin to put one of their scientists on the whole "our-product-tastes-like-badger-urine" issue?


Can anyone explain this? Anybody?



2 comments:

+AM+ said...

yes todd. it's for the kids. if cough syrup tasted like kool-aid or in-and-out burger, we'd have even more high school students gettin jacked up on codeine.

if it felt good to get a tattoo, we'd all have some by now.

lifelawandliterature.blogspot.com said...

Ha, that's funny.